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2022年翻译资格三级笔译巩固试题(二)

来源 :中华考试网 2022-02-08

  Despite birthday clowns and stand-up comedians dominating the scene, we all know that the best jokesters are dads with their punny humor and groan-inducing quips. Although not everyone is a big fan of that type of comedy gold, there is a certain amount of appreciation any person can have for a well-timed pun. Especially if it's followed by thunderous laughter from the person and the classic finger-guns pose. Scroll down below to see some of the best dad jokes around and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites.

  众所周知,除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员,最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用,妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱,但对于一个不失时机的小笑话,任何人都会报以好感,哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑,再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势,观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。往下翻,看看下面从全网搜集的最 佳“爸爸笑话”。别忘了写番评论,给你最喜欢的投票。

  1.Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

  今天我的儿子问我“能给我张书签吗?”我顿时泪如泉涌。他已经11岁了,仍不知道我的名字叫Brian.

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  网友评论:So sorry Brian, one day he'll get it!

  Brian我真为你难过,有一天他会明白的。

  2.My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

  我妻子说我毫无方向感,为此她非常生气。所以我收拾好自己的行李就向右走了。

  网友评论:I love this one.

  好喜欢这个笑话

  3.DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

  爸爸:我进城的路上一直在听收音机,听说有个女明星刚刚自杀了。

  MOM: Oh my! Who!?

  哦天呐!是谁呀?

  DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

  呃,我不记得了……我记得好像叫Reese什么什么吧

  MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

  妈妈: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

  DAD: No, it was with a knife……

  爸爸:不,好像是用一把刀

  网友评论:Groan - nice one!

  大笑不止——这个笑话真不错!

  笔译:翻译资格考试三级笔译模拟题

  口译:翻译资格考试三级口译模拟题

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